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r​/​spacedicks

from Songs for Reddit by Songs for Reddit

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This song is about r/spacedicks, a dark corner of the internet that only the bravest of Redditors dare visit.

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lyrics

It's the butthole of the internet.
Difficult for some to stomach it,
but I've braved cyberspace before.

On the front page there's atrocities.
So I bookmarked myself some eye bleach:
Tits, puppies and visions of world peace

To help me through the jpegs and gifs
or seeing a dick in a space suit.
Because if Reddit is the garden of Eden,
r/spacedicks is our forbidden fruit

Now I know that reference was biblical
and r/atheism is calling me a fool
for such a played out metaphor.

But I believe in the connectedness of all living things
something that science and evolution bring
so please put down your pitchforks!

So back to the topic at hand:
I think r/spacedicks might have 4chan
topped though I dare not say.

Because they'll hunt me down with rage and duress
It's probably easy to find my address
and send me loads of gay porn.

That I'd sell on eBay
or give to my gay friend on his birthday.
Is that weird or out of line?
If I was gay I wouldn't mind.

Guys yelling at each other in all caps.
An interesting place to fap.
But, hey, everyone has their kicks.

A fish performing fellatio.
A man masturbating in the snow.
Where else but r/spacedicks?

If you've got a weak stomach,
prepare to be sick
in r/spacedicks.

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from Songs for Reddit, track released March 26, 2012
Written, Recorded, Mixed and Mastered by Thomas Hallett

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